because my whole world revolves around you..only if you’re my cat. :P

hahaha my favorite part is his height.

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dis is real lyfe.

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:P

I don’t think it would be a good idea for me to ever date someone with a small penis. I like making small penis jokes, and it would get awkward real quick if i made one, and he actually had a tiny dick. 

“well, be safe tonight. And guard your heart.”

alright, Miley Star.

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Remember, when in doubt, pinky out.

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old cartoons are better than sleep. 

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hahah! I do like Rihanna, but I fucking hate this song with a passion. Even little asian babies know your name, so stfuuuuu!

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I’ve never really thought about it before, but I think Magic Carpet is the best wingman ever. 

He’s a carpet, so he can’t steal your girl.

He can take you two on a ride around the world.

And, with a little nudge, you’re suddenly kissing her.  

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Voici mon secret. Il es très simple: One sees clearly only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes.