because my whole world revolves around you..only if you’re my cat. :P
hahaha my favorite part is his height.
dis is real lyfe.
I don’t think it would be a good idea for me to ever date someone with a small penis. I like making small penis jokes, and it would get awkward real quick if i made one, and he actually had a tiny dick.
alright, Miley Star.
Remember, when in doubt, pinky out.
old cartoons are better than sleep.
hahah! I do like Rihanna, but I fucking hate this song with a passion. Even little asian babies know your name, so stfuuuuu!
I’ve never really thought about it before, but I think Magic Carpet is the best wingman ever.
He’s a carpet, so he can’t steal your girl.
He can take you two on a ride around the world.
And, with a little nudge, you’re suddenly kissing her.