you are clearly not high enough.
you clearly need a girlfriend.
"it is unclear who did this or why.."
really? cause I think it’s quite obvious. its because they’re bad ass, and because Mario Kart fucking rules.
congratulations Oregon, you’ve moved up on my list of favorite states. you better not remove those symbols. I said you better not.
shut the fuck up..who wants to come over and challenge me so I can try this on them? Come on, i’ll probably miss and it will be the only time you’ll ever beat me at Mario Kart..